Today's #secret responses were 97% clean, but we did get some rather naughty ones. So what did we do? We had Nick the intern read them! These are all pretty much sexual in nature so you probably shouldn't listen to them at work or with small children around because they will have some questions for you afterward. And we mean both your children and your co-workers.
So after all of those naughty #secrets, here are the rest of them:
- A secret fantasy I have is to dress up as Paul Revere and drink moonshine on a horse and ride into downtown GR yelling the British are coming all the while having people dumping tea into the Grand River.
- I like to imagine all the people on earth get paused, except for me. Then, I go explore and do weird things to people.
- I really like fantasizing about being a superhero and fighting a huge monster in front of a big crowd, but my family would think that's a little kids fantasy. I'm 38
- I pile up my pillows on my back and fantasize it's my longtime partner, the love of my life, that is laying on my back, cuddling me. We are happy, have been for years, we have a place of our own, pets, and a happy life. Instead, I sleep alone.
- A secret fantasy I have is to drive the whole route 66.
- Sitting in a hot tub full of ramen noodles #secrets
- My fantasy is cuddling next to the love of my life... who doesn’t know she’s the love of my life yet. Is that sad? Just tell me if it’s sad. #SadSecret
- A secret fantasy I have is to dress up as Bill Clinton and run into a congress meeting yelling I did not have sexual relations with that Woman!
- Something to do with 14 gay werewolves.
- The one where I am tied up and wearing latex.
- I fantasize about getting my naughty fan fiction published
- A secret fantasy I have is to travel the world under an alias name. I want to become a huge stock trader in the European and Asian markets and become a celebrity overseas. Then when I am rich enough I want to buy my own island and live like Tom Hanks for the rest of my life in my older years after I get tired of my fabulous rich lifestyle.
- I want to go to every McDonalds in the world and try all of the different special menu items they have in different countries. To pass through every golden arch and enjoy the deliciousness of each Big mac I would consume.
- A secret Fantasy is to leave my life behind and become the ultimate groupie for Taylor Swift. I would love to just follow her tour throughout America and relive every show every night in a different venue. It would be amazing to travel to all new places and rock out with Taylor every night.
- #Secrets To visit every Meijer in Michigan. As a Michigander this is an ultimate act of patronage to the Michigan based company that many Michiganders love. #MeijerRules #GirlsDrool
- A secret Fantasy of mine is to make a gold statue of myself so everyone could see my beautiful self.
- #Secrets Go to the ocean and help clean up the plastic and waste while exploring its vast beautifulness.
- The fantasy that I would like to share is I would like to go to the Jelly Belly factory in Wisconsin an eat all of the jelly beans endlessly while security drags my body out of the factory as I am continue to eat jelly beans.
- To leave him. His family is way too involved and he is boring. It’s like living with my brother … but I’ll bet my brother is a better kisser. At least that’s what my friends tell me
- I'm a woman and my secret fantasy is to date another woman. I can't tell my family that I'm bisexual because they would never accept me.
- I secretly wish Connie would play baby shark song
- Good morning 🌞 I secretly have fantasized that I could fly like a bird since I was a kid & I'm 38 😁
- Secret: To be telepathic for 1 day to be able to know what my friends and family are really thinking/feeling
- BIP: I think about doing adult things on film once. Just once!
- Secrets text question of the day: My secret is that I'd love to go off with a great friend, and live our lives together. My friend is transgender and I'd SO run off with him. Not that I don't love my husband and family, but sometimes my friend is so much easier to talk to than my husband is 😬
- I like to dress like Mr Magoo and play Marco Polo with my wife
- I secretly wish I was abducted by Aliens.
- I fantasize about balloon animaling with LOTS of people.. I love to flirt, I am very attracted to beautiful people, I like the excitement of thinking about it.. P.S. I never would after 20 years of being married. I'm very happy in my marriage 😍
- Secrets- my secret fantasy- I'm in charge of my husband if ya know what I mean. Which is what we do but could never tell my very Christian traditional family
i have a fantasy to just pack a bag and leave without telling anyone. I'd either be on a road trip or I'd like to just go to a cabin far in the woods and just be alone. I basically wanna be a retiree at 25! - I'd like to be a bikini competitor.
- SECRET: I secretly want to delete all of my social media accounts fake my own death and disappear from all friends and family, the drama that can be within them, and just reinvent myself.
- I secretly wish my son's girlfriend will take a long trip around the world and not find her way back.
- #secrets I'd love to be a ghost hunter I'm really fascinated with the paranormal and of course a threesome is definitely a fantasy
- My fantasy is to be completely debt free and have a house in the country that my husband and children can live without having to worry about bills
- I fantasize that I can take my kids and move out west near the mountains and live in a little homestead with a garden and can hike and don't have to put up with my ex and have to put up with the pace of life
- My fantasy is going to a red carpet event in Hollywood and taking selfies with all the celebs
- If I could get away with it and if it wouldn't break my husband's heart, I would cheat on him all the time. But I love him so I don't
- This is Jeff. My secret is Have a huge crush on Steve want to date him
- My secret fantasy is to fake my own death just to see who would actually show up at my funeral. That does not include family.... I don't need counseling or anything, I'm just curious!
- To walk the Appalachian Trail
- My secret fantasy: I want to be a psychic medium so I can help find missing people and bring peace to people that have lost loved ones.
- To be free of this job and my annoying co-workers. Millennials are so lazy and gossipy
- I fantasize about my husband and kids leaving me home alone for a whole day... I would binge eat junk food and take a nap with no interruptions :)
- I am a Wiccan and practice witchcraft isn’t my fantasy … it’s my reality
- My secret fantasy is that I want to buy a cottage in the UP. I told one person and they laughed at me and told me that I would hate it. I think it would be wonderful. So suck on that....
- Secret.... I want to go to a nudist camp!
- My secret fantasy is to be able to finally live with the man I've known since I was 14. We found each other again after 48 years thanks to fb
- My fantasy as a paramedic is to be able to save every single one of my patients. Or if someone lost their loved one I could hear the dead so they could say their goodbyes they weren't able to say. Just so the patient family could get closure.
I sometimes fantasize about having a family, kids, and being married. This is only a fantasy due to the fact that I'm only 21, and my boyfriend of five years does not want those things anytime soon. (So I can't talk to him about it) - I love being a girl, but sometimes, just during sex, I wish I had a real working penis.
- I would like to have a George Bailey moment. it would be cool to go back and see what life would be like if I had never been born
- I'd love to have a legit long-term relationship with a girl... if I didn't have a husband!
I want to walk naked in the woods and have safe balloon animals with naked strangers I find along the way.... Just for a day. - Fill my gas tank. Ask someone at the gas station North or South- then drive till my tank is empty ( hopefully there is a town nearby ) then maybe just hang out at the town for a while.......
- #secrets: the ultimate fantasy I have is to be under 200 lbs.
- My secret is that I hope when I get a house I can have a red room like the fifty shades of gray
- I fantasize quitting my job. I absolutely hate my job, I wish I wasn't the breadwinner so I could just peace out. ✌️
- It would be fantasy-tastic if I could drink and party like normal people. I an alcoholic sober for a year now and it's so worth staying clean for my family but dang do I wish I could have a patron and soda sometimes!
- I thought about being a p*rn star once
- I'm secretly a spectophile, which means I think glasses are super sexy
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